Hope Springs for Sex

Despite rumours that everyone is bonking like rabbits, the truth of what goes on behind closed doors in relationships is rather sobering.

HOPE Springs, the new movie about a married couple who have lost that lovin’ feeling, has struck a chord not just with baby boomers and those married a long time, but with people in all sorts of unions — gay, straight, older, younger.

The reason is despite rumours that everyone is bonking like rabbits, the truth of what goes on behind closed doors in relationships is rather sobering.

Although sexuality drives so much of our culture, the Great Australian Sex Survey that News Limited conducted when I was the group’s sex and relationships writer found that couples in long-term relationships were more likely to have sex once a month than twice a day. According to the American Medical Association, 40 million US adults in relationships are not having sex at all, and a third of all women report a lack of interest in sex. Which explains the wide interest in Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones’s portrayal of a sexless marriage.

I also used to have a radio program on Triple M called The Sex Show and heard many stories of ‘‘no sex post babies’’, ‘‘no sex post menopause’’ (or over-50 for men), people bored with their partners’ five standard moves, or just simply too tired in this draining world, where the act of lying down is its own fantasy.

A rather controversial solution has been bandied about recently. The British should learn to be more liberal with their lovers, UK social scientist Catherine Hakim says. Hakim, who works for the think tank

Centre for Policy Studies, was educated in France and promotes French-style erotic freedom. She says that flings should be a staple of British love lives. In her book The New Rules of Marriage she likens fidelity and long- term exclusivity in relationships to traps that turn people into ‘‘caged animals’’. Praising the Japanese geisha tradition, Hakim says successful secret affairs, where partners don’t know and no one is hurt, can renew eroticism in marriage.

I can’t comment on discreet affairs, but my radio interviews have shown that people who prioritise sex, put in real effort to keep it alive, and take risks by trying unconventional things together have the greatest sex lives after 10 years.

Some couples shared sexual fantasies, some did a bit of swinging or played with the notion of threesomes and open relationships, some experimented with kinky things. It all seemed to work. Affairs may amp up the hormones but they are dangerous. I love the recent story of the Adelaide couple in their mid-40s arrested for continuous noisy sex. They admitted engaging in it for four to seven hours most nights. Disgruntled neigh- bours had regularly called the police. But I bet they were thinking: ‘‘I’ll have what they’re having!’’


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One Response to Hope Springs for Sex

  1. nomadd 10 September 2012 at 11:20 am #

    I believe all the English speaking world lead very boring and prudish lives and still live in the world of religious morals from the long ago centuries of the past.

    The French have the right idea where most men have mistresses and most women have lovers, this makes for an exciting love life with plenty of sex and is far more exciting and interesting than long term relationships attached to one person.

    I divorced my wife many years ago and love being single. Currently, I have three ladies. With one I attend the opera, symphony concerts, the ballet and musicals and plays at theatres, with another I visit up market restaurants to sip good wine and hold hands, and with another I walk and debate intelligent conversation along the trails. One woman could not possibly compete.

    Another interesting point about France, the media, both electronic and newsprint are not in the least interested if their politicians or high flyers have affairs, this is because everybody is doing it in France. In the past numerous French Presidents have had lovers.

    I think Australian political leaders might broadcast much better policies if they all had mistresses or lovers, because they would not be so glum and unhappy, tied in a fixed relationship.

    French women have long viewed the English speaking world with distaste about the Women’s Liberation movement. French women have no desire for such liberation, they already have the best of both worlds by having numerous lovers

    Women of all ages in France have long known the secret of attracting a man, they always were the world’s best dressed women, and it is sheer delight to watch French women stroll along the boulevards at any time of the day, their attire completely immaculate.

    Far more English women are choosing to become high class call girls because their life is far more interesting, rather than the tedious life of being married.

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